It’s as if we’re all stuck living in an alternate reality with a former game show host at the helm and his grifting, nepotistic family member openly endorsing a food product after the CEO licked the president’s boots. Well, it’s 2020, after all. First, Ivanka Trump took to Twitter on Tuesday to post a photo of her posing with a can of Goya beans. That’s right; the daughter of the sitting president is selling beans now, which she’s probably never eaten since it doesn’t mix with caviar or lobster tails. And the nearly one hundred and forty thousand dead Americans from the coronavirus can’t eat those beans.
And now the president is a bean salesman, too, even though both of the Trumps may have violated federal code with the product plug.
Here’s Ivanka’s violation of the Hatch Act, but laws don’t seem to mean anything anymore.
If it’s Goya, it has to be good.
Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020
Ivanka’s daddy-president just had to go there, too.
.@GoyaFoods is doing GREAT. The Radical Left smear machine backfired, people are buying like crazy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 15, 2020
Twitter users were not amused.
imagine if our president cared as much about black lives as he does about black beans
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 15, 2020
Imagine if these grifters were finally arested for all their crimes pic.twitter.com/0S8QDzDMJe
— 🦦Marie-Caroline🦥 (@NoWay7790) July 15, 2020
Stop promoting private companies! This is illegal.
— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) July 15, 2020
congrats on the beans dude
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) July 15, 2020
Goya can kiss their profits away.
Trust me on that. pic.twitter.com/2ATiaf8r7k
— 𝓞𝔀𝓷𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 (@OwnRules) July 15, 2020
Yesterday there were 137,824 dead and Trump talked about his approval rating
Today there are 139,137 dead and Trump talks about beans
Tomorrow there will be 1,000 more dead
Tomorrow Trump will ignore them too pic.twitter.com/mA8ZH3LcoM
— John #TrumpVirus (@HaefeleJohn) July 15, 2020
Well, these two nimrods obviously haven’t noticed, but the United States is facing a number of national crises, and while we’re sheltering at home, the Trump administration is selling beans on Twitter. Hawking black beans won’t improve Trump’s flailing poll numbers. Instead of springing into action, Trump is selling Goya products. If the murder hornets praised this president, Trump would recommend that Americans take them home as pets.
Goya fuck yourself, Mr. President.
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