Donald Trump has had an unhealthy obsession with his former political opponent Hillary Clinton for some time now. Despite the fact that he hasn’t found himself running against her in three years and the former FLOTUS and Secretary of State has shown no signs of joining the 2020 presidential race, Donald just can’t seem to kick her out of the rent-free space she’s living in inside his deranged head.
As I am sure you’ve already noticed, Donnie continues to take jab after jab at the 2016 Democratic candidate (and popular vote winner) all over his Twitter account and in his speeches. It seems that a strong woman doesn’t even have to be directly threatening him for him to actually feel threatened and respond by acting a damn fool.
Seriously, I’m beginning to wonder if there’s some closeted crush going on there.
Now generally, Clinton has pretty much kept to herself even while Trump makes himself worthy of the loony bin. However, recently, Hillary has seemed to have enough of Donnie’s relentless bullshit and appears to have taken up the logic, “If ya can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”
And let me just tell you now, the woman is a far better troll that Donald Trump ever thought about being.
Clinton has already issued a few blistering responses to the “president” on Twitter over the last few months. But during a surprise appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night, Hillary and her daughter Chelsea really pulled out all the stops on the Cheeto-in-chief.
Corden began his set with a few Trump jokes of his own:
“Why is Sean Spicer even on ‘Dancing with the Stars’? Politicians don’t belong on entertainment shows. These shows are for celebrities, not political figures,” the host stated as the Clinton mother-daughter duo emerged behind him to rambunctious rounds of applause.
“I’m really fed up with all your Trump jokes. Every single night,” Hillary joked at the host when he questioned what they were doing there. “If anyone should be telling Trump jokes… it’s me.”
So… Corden stepped aside at let the rightful 2016 winner have it — and boy, did she let not only Trump but Sean Spicer as well have it.
“I can’t blame Trump for trying to help Sean Spicer,” Hillary said. “But if it’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that these guys really can’t win the popular vote.”
Chelsea wasn’t about to let her mom have all the fun either, chiming in with her own digs at the former White House spokesman.
“Former White House spokesman Sean Spicer is now on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’” Chelsea began. “It is an improvement on his old job: Dancing around the issues.”
The pair then switched gears over to the recent analysis of Trump’s tweets conducted by the New York Times.
“Fifty percent of Trump’s tweets have been attacks on people,” Chelsea explained. “but 100 percent have been attacks on the English language.”
“It’s pretty shocking, it came out to a total of 6,000 tweets attacking people,” Hillary chimed in. “Even more surprising, only 3,000 of those were about my emails.”
Hillary eventually did sit down with the talk show host on a more serious note and offered some advice to the Democratic 2020 candidates that may find themselves facing Trump in debate soon.
“Just be really prepared. As hard as it is with him to try and talk about facts and truth compared to what he says, be prepared anyway to try to make your case and just keep going at him and don’t give him an inch,” she explained.
“That was all part of his alpha male impersonation,” Hillary quipped when Corden brought up Donnie’s infamous “lurking” techniques, where he would loom directly behind her when she spoke.
Hillary also made sure to comment on Rudy Giuliani’s recent manic behavior.
“I mean, he was a tough guy, he was a mayor, he was mayor during 9/11, I was a senator, I worked with him,” she stated. “I don’t know what happened. It’s almost like aliens have seized his brain,” she said, adding, “Truly he’s been possessed.”
Now we just kick back and wait for Trump’s inevitably impending hissy fit.
God, I love that woman.
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