If you’ve been watching the rally along with me tonight, first of all, let me just apologize. Because I’m sure your head is pounding and your stomach is just as sick as mine. Seriously, this shit is hard to watch.
But chances are, you’ve seen all the nonsense that’s essentially just exactly what we expected from the dipshit.
As usual, he was “fashionably” late to his own rally because he simply had to stop and post a ridiculous tweet before he took the stage. He pretty much instantly hopped right back on his bullshit the moment his big ass made it behind the microphone.
It took mere moments, literally, for the man to start ranting and raving about everything from his crowd size (claiming that there were thousands lined up outside despite the fact that there are literally empty seats in the arena) to those pesky, dirty Dems.
He even took the time to go off on a really weird, uncomfortable, and rather deranged tangent in which he impersonated text messages between Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. I’m honestly not sure if I’ve ever heard anyone say the word “Lisa” that many times in one breath.
But, of course, he simply couldn’t wait too long before he took off on an unhinged rant against… you guessed it, “Sleepy” Joe Biden.
After going on about how he’d love to run against him and face the Democratic candidate in a round of debates, Trump seemed to start speaking directly to Joe’s son Hunter, who’s been at the center of Trump’s latest Ukraine scandal that’s about to land him in a big, hot pot of impeachment.
And in the process of such, Donnie got himself a little heated.
“And your father was never considered smart,” Trump raged. “He was never considered a good senator. He was only a good vice president because he understood how to kiss Barack Obama’s ass.”
Of course, the crowd exploded into rounds of cheers and applause.
But I’m betting my last buck that Pence was trying to hide as he reapplied his cherry chapstick behind the curtain.
Watch the clip here:
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 11, 2019
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