Joseph Bondy, the attorney for indicted Florida businessman and Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas, who is involved in Donald Trump’s Ukraine scandal, has been dropping tidbits of information on Republicans who seem to be complicit in this swampy drama. Now, from what we’ve observed about Bondy: Do not come at his client because he will start throwing furniture at you. He does not like seeing people trying to ratfuck Parnas, so he will run at them and throw the entire living room set in their faces. One of those people who is now the recipient of a whole living room set being hurled at him is South Carolina Republican Lindsey Graham, who Bondy just linked to the Ukraine saga.
Bondy tweeted on Monday that his client had received tickets to attend Wednesday’s proceedings from Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer but he couldn’t arrange to have Lev Parnas watch the trial with his team “because his GPS ankle monitor is not allowed.” He added that Parnas is with them in Washington, DC, though.
The ankle monitor was attached to Parnas after he was indicted in connection with an alleged campaign finance scheme to use a shell company to donate money to a pro-Trump election committee. That detail and Parnas’ connection to Trump and a shitload of Republicans must have escaped Graham.
“The best way to sum up this whole debacle is to understand that Senator Schumer’s desire for Lev Parnas to attend the Senate trial apparently cannot be accommodated because Mr. Parnas has an electronic ankle bracelet imposed upon him by the court,” Graham tweeted. “You can’t make this up.”
The best way to sum up this whole debacle is to understand that Senator Schumer’s desire for Lev Parnas to attend the Senate trial apparently cannot be accommodated because Mr. Parnas has an electronic ankle bracelet imposed upon him by the court. You can’t make this up.
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) January 29, 2020
Twitter users gave Graham a reality check.
What’s worse is that Lev Parnas is only the last in a LONG LONG line of Trump associates to face indictment or jail time. Think on THAT, Senator Graham. Has there ever been a more swampy corrupted POTUS?
— (((Howard Forman))) (@thehowie) January 29, 2020
Watch this, Linds:
— 🏝 Kim (@kim) January 29, 2020
Lev Parnas, who has more tape on Trump than Trump has on you. (Unbelievably.)
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) January 29, 2020
Lev Parnas is wearing an ankle monitor while under indictment for engaging in an illegal scheme with the President & the President’s personal attorney to rig the election using foreign interference, Lindsay. Forgot that part.
— Scott Hechinger (@ScottHech) January 29, 2020
Graham you’re making a fool of yourself
It must suck to be a blackmail victim pic.twitter.com/5VUT0Di3Dl
— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) January 29, 2020
The whole point is that the president used his personal attorney w the help of guys now wearing ankle bracelets to dig up dirt on a political opponent’s kid.
If he was really worried about corruption, he had all U.S. investigative agencies to use. But no, he picked thugs.
— Michi (@cbn2) January 29, 2020
And Ted Cruz got fact-checked, too, by Bondy:
Fake news Ted Cruz, makes up something that can’t be made up. Lev Parnas’ attorneys attended the trial, while Lev joined us for a unity walk & press conference. Lev wasn’t “ejected.” Read the news, check the facts, #callthewitnesses. Why not depose him now, Ted? Just let us know. https://t.co/PInidwLra6
— Joseph A. Bondy (@josephabondy) January 29, 2020
Thanks, Lindsey, for bringing it to our attention that yet another Trump associate is wearing an ankle monitor. Bondy is gong to throw ALL of the furniture at them now.
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