If there’s one thing Donald Trump is good at, it’s talking. Although he’s not a great orator, he can ramble on for hours if given a chance. On Wednesday, it was more of the same as the “president” spoke to the press at the White House about signing “phase one” of the trade deal with Chinese Vice Premier Liu He. Of course, though, Trump went off script — and that’s never a good thing. The “president” brought up “Crying Chuck Schumer” for no explainable reason, and that’s when even Fox News cut Trump off in the middle of his whine-fest.
lololol Fox News finally tapped out. Trump is still rambling. pic.twitter.com/H8dwta40mr
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 15, 2020
The signing and whining event occurred just after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced seven impeachment managers for the “president’s” looming impeachment trial in the Senate that is expected to start on Tuesday. That’s likely why Trump is focused on Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.). Also, the top Democrat tore into Trump following the release of jaw-dropping texts and documents from indicted Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas that link Trump’s role through his personal attorney in pressuring Ukraine’s president to investigate Joe Biden, his political rival.
“Each day that goes by, the case for witnesses and documents gains force and gains momentum,” Schumer said. “Last night, a new cache of documents, including dozens of pages and notes, text messages and other records shed light on the activities of the president’s associates in Ukraine.”
Schumer went on to say that the documents “paint a sordid picture” of Rudy Giuliani and his associates’ efforts to remove former Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch and get the Ukrainian government to open an investigation into Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.
It sure didn’t sound like Schumer was crying, but it did look like our corrupt septuagenarian “president” was up all night, probably with impeachment tears rolling down his rubber-skinned face, down to his vagina-shaped neck. And that makes me happy since he (allegedly!) played a role in the surveillance of former ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, an action that also put her life in danger.
Even Fox News is sick of his nonsensical ramblings.
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