As Trump and his crew were gearing up for his Independence Day bash at Mount Rushmore this past Friday, it was suddenly revealed that Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle would not be in attendance, as Guilfoyle had tested positive for the potentially deadly coronavirus that’s still raging through this nation all thanks to her not quite father-in-law.
As a result, Jr. and his
mistress girlfriend headed back home via automobile to avoid any further contact with anyone.
This would lead us to all believe that Junior has at least a decent grasp on how communicable diseases work.
Yet, thanks to his recent Instagram post featuring well wishes for his current sweetie, it looks as though we can’t be so sure after all.
In his post on social media, captioning a photo of Guilfoyle, Junior wrote, “Guys thanks for all the well wishes and thoughts. @kimberlyguilfoyle is doing great! Wishing the princess a speedy recovery! And I kinda sorta look forward to waiting on her hand and foot. #NurseDon 🤣 #covid19.”
At first glance, it looks like the eldest Trump child is trying his hand at being a doting boyfriend to his flavor of the week. The only catch here? Coronavirus is a highly infectious and potentially deadly illness.
If Guilfoyle has tested positive — and she has — and Junior is playing nurse-y nurse to the infected patient, there’s a dayum good chance that Junior himself will be the one in need of a nurse.
And just because Kimberly is getting off easy with what sounds like a mild case with minimal symptoms does not mean that Junior will.
On second thought… You nurse her right up, Junior.
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